These are my various disjointed snippets of writing. Hey, there's a reason I generally write poetry. It's easier to dream than to write the dream down. Anyway, some of these are serious, some humorous and most are just random insanity. Comments and constructive critiques of my work are always welcome.

Sarellian Dating Method Research Project
Post-Study Questionnaire (Subject Form 27C)
A handy form for those nasty breakups. Please submit results to the Sarellian Research Foundation.

A Primer on Women and Relationships
Everyone says there's no handbook. Well, that's true, but here's a set of notes for the completely unenlightened male. In progress.

The Gifting   (updated 4/24/2004)

A story that literally came to me in a dream. Unfortunately, dreams are difficult to finish writing coherantly. This has the makings of a much longer story, but is very much a *slow* work-in-progress. Be warned, I do not write in a straight progression, as I often tend to leave gaps and return to fill them much later.
Prelude
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3