you know you're studying in a 3rd world country when: all your textbooks have candlewax drips on them from studying during power outages; you expect the bus to be on a random schedule you walk in 30 min late for class and the prof assumes that the bus was at fault your mail gets mis-directed to Spain the cadavers are local you wash your fresh veggies in a bleach solution seeing locals peeing in the drainage ditches isn't a shocking sight anymore the library brags about how many hundred books it has you call maintenance and if they get there a month later, that's a *really* fast response the only horse the vet school can find to buy is a rundown nag with a broken leg the bus gets delayed while waiting for the vacuum-packed cow to wander across the road you refer to a 300 yard stretch of road as 'the Highway' you actually understand the horn-honk communication code