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"The Calamari Incident"
Hope he wakes up soon...
"Yet Another Skeleton for KillJoy"
Ah, but for a guarantee...
"The Great Patient Exchange or The Fireball Fiasco"
This surgical transcript has been removed due
to patient confidenciality concerns
"Skeletal Reconfigurations a la KillJoy"
This transcript to be posted shortly
Artwork in Progress
DrEmpress' Good Surgery Guide
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