Welcome to the
IRC Surgical Records Office


Here you may find slice-by-slice surgical transcripts of past operations, pre- and post- operative pictures, and surgical tips by DrEmpress, licensed practitioner of Anything Goes Martial Arts Surgery.  Sign up today to schedule your own targeted or personal operations.  Many unique and personalized techniques available, suggestions, comments and patient feedback always welcome.  For appointments, contact the Head Nurse.

Records by Date

"The Calamari Incident"

Hope he wakes up soon...

"Yet Another Skeleton for KillJoy"

Ah, but for a guarantee...

"The Great Patient Exchange or The Fireball Fiasco"

This surgical transcript has been removed due to patient confidenciality concerns

"Skeletal Reconfigurations a la KillJoy"

This transcript to be posted shortly


Artwork in Progress


DrEmpress' Good Surgery Guide

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