Shad-aslee: remember that holovid commentator that got killed as an "innocent bystander" in a drive-by shooting? E[C]: the one that likened God to the Cosmic Rabbit that would one day eat the Worldcarrot? rob`: at least, beyond reasonable doubt. If you go doubting everything, you quickly go mad. rob`: ooh.. rob`: if the world's good, then it gets permitted to seed and create a dozen other worlds. E[C]: rob: but then there's the other faction that believes the Cosmic Rabbit is the Scourge sent from heaven to destroy the guilty Shad-aslee: s/./, there's definite cause for paradox rob`: the Archangel Bun-Bun? E[C]: no, more like the 5th Plague of the Cosmic Rabbit rob`: and lo, did the world sleep in the ground of heaven, and did the Gardener pluck the Earth from the heavens and set it in the vault of the sky.. E[C]: Rob: you got it all wrong. :) E[C]: that's the Gardener cult rob` draws himself up haughtily. rob`: thou *dare'st!* rob`: Cult! Shad-aslee: That one's more or less our fault, actually... Shad-asleep looks sheepish rob`: I bring you the Truth, heathen, from the mouth of the Prophet of the Cosmic Rabbit! E[C]: the Cosmic Rabbit and the Worldcarrot execute those that mistake the Worldcarrot for the Earth E[C]: space is a black as the ultimate of rich soil Shad-aslee: Someone broke into the apartment I was using at the time, and stole a full gin bottle... full of AUM-2 that is. He apparently drank it all, and started that cult the next day, had 20,000 converts within a week. E[C]: there fore space is the Earth rob`: Did not the Prophet state in His work that "Those that seek the Rabbit are blessed, and forever cleansed of the Earth?" rob` mumbles something about fundamentalist lunatics. E[C]: and then there's Sunsnuffer Squirrel E[C]: that eats the produce of the ripened SunFlowers rob`: *shiver* the Evil One. E[C]: after the Flower itself dries up and no longer exhibits its radience rob`: "and yea did the Sunsnuffer gnaw and consume the sun.." rob` grs. is having entirely too much fun with this %) E[C]: nono, Sunsnuffer is a good creature, for it only eats those that are ripened and nigh unto death E[C]: versus the Cosmic Rabbit that consumes the Worldcarrot right at the peak of its fertility rob`: Ripened, feh. During the height of its life, the glorious Healer of the Cosmic Carrot is consumed by this destructive entity. E[C]: and prevents further Worldcarrots from being created rob`: the Sun is Father, the Sun is Mother; the Cosmic Rabbit is hurt by this beast of depraved darkness. rob`: the Rabbit, my Lord, and his Prophet; at the end of the Age they will bring upon a new seeding of the Garden. E[C]: Nay, for Sunsnuffer burries the seeds of suns far from the original as a bastion against the coming Nightfall E[C]: ensuring that even in darkest winter there shalt always be a perpetual supply of that goodness that feeds also the Rabbit rob`: Sunsnuffer is the Enemy of the Rabbit; the Rabbit is the giver of life. The seeds of the Earthcarrot will pass through him and become new worlds, and through Him we will be immortal. rob`: We must be tasty in this life. E[C]: WORLDcarrot! the Earth is space! rob`: the Prophet teaches us that those who bend to the Will of the Prophet are tasty in His sight. rob`: You would teach our vulnerable children to despise the Rabbit and be untasty. :/ rob`: Heathen! Heathen! rob`: the Rabbit may come at any time; we must prepare. E[C]: Bah! This Worldcarrot is far from ripeness rob`: Sun willing, we are still green in His sight. *** Signoff: katster (Ping timeout) rob`: Yet it is written, 'who shall know the hour or the day?' E[C]: the Cometcat is the savior of all! rob`: It is not written. *** E[C] is now known as Virus E[C]: Worldcarrot! rob`: Heathen! rob`: I wonder what cats taste like. E[C]: hehehe, like a comet E[C]: the Rouge Cometcat that stalks the Earth E[C]: seeking the Sunsnuffer or the Cosmic Rabbit E[C]: the Cometcat that shall save the Worldcarrot from destruction at their paws! rob` hms.. is pretty much tapped out. :) E[C]: of course! E[C]: for do we not live on the Great Taproot? rob`: *reel* rob`: We do; and in the end, do we not worship the same Gods? E[C]: we are but bacteria crawling over the Worldcarrot rob`: Rabbit and Squirrel and Gopher and Cat; predator and Prey; world and sky and heavens.. it is interconnected. rob`: Who could say that there are not many Rabbits? rob`: and many Squirrels? E[C]: we are not worthy to be saved or eaten! E[C]: yet still, we have our place rob`: We are unworthy of salvation, but we are a part of the Ecosystem. E[C]: afterall, do not all the Rabbits and Squirrels require our services in thier gut? E[C]: One day we shall all be called to serve! rob`: the World Carrot and the Earth Carrot; in the end, if we are tasty we shall be called to serve. yes. rob`: This schism that has so long plagued our churches, let it end! E[C]: and we shall strive our utmost to aid the Rabbit in the digestion of the Worldcarrot rob`: Whether the Rabbit is good or evil, it is the future. rob`: and we must be tasty in either case. E[C]: or, should we be so blessed as to receive the blessing of the Cometcat and live on on the Worldcarrot, clinging to the Root and creating a more fertile soil, that to we shall do to our utmost rob` senses a really bad pun somewhere here. E[C]: A truly tasty life is evident as beauty that shines from within rob` nods. E[C]: I am the Virus, the Scourge of the Ecocosm! rob` knew that already. :) E[C]: *SNRK* rob`: gotcha :) E[C]: The Rabbit shall consume me to its doom! William faces the Empress, armed and shining in righteous defense of the Rabbit. Behold me... the Antibody. *** E[C] has set the topic on channel #Rift71 to rob`: We must be tasty! *** E[C] is now known as Virus Virus eyes the Antibody in scorn! Virus: I am the Mutant! You shall never recognize me! Virus: You too shall be infected! William: The Antibody is renewed by the T-cells which are part of the Rabbit itself -- you cannot overcome! Arsenal bahs... Virus vs. Antibody. *** Arsenal is now known as HIV HIV: *I* shall conquer all! Virus: And thus the Antibody reveals its ignorance of immunology, the Holiest of sciences! William: :P B-cells? ;^) *** HIV is now known as Arsenal Virus: Ars: HIV doesn't infect Rabbits or Squirrels *** Zhor is now known as Six William: I need not the knowledge of the name, merely the faith in the renewal of my antiviral capabilites. William: (Seriously, what produces antibodies? B-cells?) Virus: I am the Mutant, and I am everlasting-everchanging Six: "Resistance is futile" *** Six is now known as Zhor Virus: Will: you don't want to get me off on Immuno right now. :) after studying it all day, I find myself incapable os simple answers Virus: the Cosmic Rabbit and Sunsnuffer Squirrel will perish! Virus: Even the Rouge Cometcat will be incapable of resistance Zhor: Oh joy... I've stumbled into a real war here... Arsenal invokes the Hand of Fate, and smacks a comet into the Worldcarrot, destroying Rabbit, Squirrel, and Virus. William: Your reign shall be brief, marked by vague nausea and slight fever! It shall run its course in mere days! Virus: Ars: you fail to understand the true nature of the Worldcarrot Arsenal: and you fail to understand the true nature of the Hand of Fate. NOTHING survives the Hand of Fate. William: Ars: Kronos would thank you for that, but Destiny is stronger. ;^) Zhor smacks them all with MS Borg... Virus: ah, but the Rabbit, Sunsnuffer and the Cometcat do not live on the Worldcarrot! The humor of the thought! Virus: the Worldcarrot is insignificant in the Earthspace Virus: it is but one of the great harvest! Virus: (I am so going to take these two chans and post this stuff Arsenal invokes the Hand of Fate, and simply makes the Multiverse cease to exist Zhor points out that nothing can alter that which is Eternal without ceasing to exist him or herself Virus causes the Rabbit to mutate into the PythonBunny! William: ars: that never works, since the effect necessarily starts at the source, and therefore wipes out nothing but itself before ceasing to exist. The problems's self-fixing. ;^) Arsenal: Zhor: *precicely* Arsenal: the Hand of Fate is, in essense, a suicide squid. Zhor: lol Virus: the PythonBunny rips out many throats Arsenal: Will: does it? William: Ars: The Multiverse is still here, isn't it? ;^) Arsenal: *heh* the world ended in 1492, we just never noticed.