E_of_C: if you go through life without enemies, you haven't done a damn thing to be proud of. E_of_C: hey, revenge isn't everything, but it makes a nice garnish E_of_C strangles her connection again :P rob`: :P rob`: watchit, femme, it might try to hit back. E_of_C: then I'll pull out the *BIG* MALLET! Zibblsnrt: "Remember the fame of ancient warriors, whose breasts were never daunted by odds of number. We've found what we came for - there they are!" ;) Empress: that's because breasts are usually even of number Neoprene: night Imp! er, I mean Emp. :) E_of_C: Figments! Cyg: hi emp rob`: ay, E! *pounce* E_of_C: *dodge* E_of_C: :) rob` lands in a pile of beanbags, rolls. keebler: "oosha!"? rob`: more like "ayii*splut*" keebler: don't deny your danitude E_of_C: *snrk* rob`: bah, I'm not. Just saying that this wasn't a particularly danish moment. E_of_C ate it keebler: mmm, danish rob` brushes his hair, starts to *shock* clean up E_of_C goggles and collapses into the nearest chair E_of_C hears a vacuum-packed cow lowing in the vicinity *** rob` has set the topic on channel #tjab to It's 2000, and where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars. E_of_C throws rob's car, making it sail through the air! Damocles: just cause i like really white scottish chicks..... Damocles: who sing bond movie theme songs.... kitten: and? Damocles: um, have talent. E_of_C: does talent in this case transfer to large mammary glands? Cygnata: we need praxx, too Correna Summonsª Praxxus Correna: hrm Correna: didnae worketh *** Signoff: Cygnata (Ping timeout) Correna rechecks her Manual of Summoningª KillJoy_: ... now look what you did! ;) *** Cygnata (none@PPPa57-ResaleBethlehem1-5R7085.saturn.bbn.com) has joined channel #Rift71. *** Mode change "+o Cygnata" on #Rift71 by Prozac Correna brings Cyg back to life KillJoy_: Well, that's okay then. *** Signoff: Cygnata (Read error: Connection reset by peer) KillJoy_ eyes da Empress.... Correna rechecks her Manual of Summoningª Correna: (again) Correna brings Cyg back to life... Correna taps the wand smartly against the table a few times Correna brings Cyg back to life... Correna: *tap*tap* *** Cyg (none@dialup-209.246.214.166.Philadelphia1.Level3.net) has joined channel #Rift71. KillJoy_: Heh... *NOW* it works. Correna: yay! it workethed at last! Correna Summonsª Praxxus and MacRae again... Cygnata: *sigh* *** Praxxus (Praxxus@209-128-150-9.dial-up.ipa.net) has joined channel #Rift71. Correna: I am Good!!!! Cygnata: ... Cygnata: wow Correna: hey praxx ;) Correna: now for MR... Praxxus has the feeling he just walked into something...eh? :) Praxxus: might I borrow a typist? I would glady pay you Tuesday for a typist today...:D Correna: heee Praxxus: gladly, even Correna lends ye one Praxxus offers Corr a leg..."Make a wish?" Correna wishes and grabs Correna: 1...2... Correna: 3! Correna: *YANK* Praxxus: *SNAP!!* Correna examines her piece rob` tickles E insensate! %) E_of_C clubs rob insentient rbos pokes his clone. rbos pokes his home machine, too, but with a bigger stick. dragfyre: you poke people with sticks? dragfyre: I usually use my mighty pinky finger rbos: I poke people with pencils, which are close enough to sticks. ;) dragfyre: robz0r is evil0r rbos: Computers on the other hand.. computers are deserving of large sticks of excessive force. *** rbos is now known as rob` rob`: ah, there we are. *** dragfyre is now known as rob rob`: it's the robster rob: rob-ola. rob: rob dobbs. rob: the great robini. rob`: robmeister rob: count robula. keebler: dan. rob: robadobadingdong. rob`: *sob* rob steals rob's ` rob` doesn't. *** rob is now known as r`ob r`ob: Makin' copies! rob`: %) *** r`ob is now known as r``ob rob`: o/` out of nothing at all o/` *** r``ob is now known as r````ob r````ob: 18 seconds? rob`: no, three. r````ob: that's so humiliating. I DEMAND A RECOUNT *** r````ob is now known as r```````` rob` recursively turns df into a frog! *** r```````` is now known as ThGr8ROB *** ThGr8ROB is now known as ROBthGR8 rob` is The Great One ROBthGR8: HAHAHAHAHAHA ROBthGR8 stings like a butterfly, flies like a bee. E_of_C points at the duck meister E_of_C: "It's the UnderRob!" ROBthGR8: curses! *** ROBthGR8 is now known as UnderRob rob`: foiled again! ha ha! UnderRob: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids! E_of_C pulls out a sabre and breaks the foil UnderRob gets carted away UnderRob gets the chair *** UnderRob is now known as deadrob deadrob lies there deadrob gets rigor mortis rob` puts rob's body in a coffin, carts it off to the window. deadrob: ! rob`: All! Salute! rob`: *salute* rob`: *defenestrate* E_of_C: *Bang* deadrob sheds a dead tear phenyx: /k rob` deadrob that's plenty, thanks. rob` peers out, and down. deadrob: ....EEEEEE`, deadrob: *CRASH* *splinter* .. . @$6#/ \F| Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/` Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;) Damocles` needs a multi-word phrase for yellow. Zibblsnrt: mid-visible-spectrum! Cygnata: damo: canary-goldenrod? phenyx: FUCKIN' COWARDS Zibblsnrt: .... Damocles`: we all live in a FUCKIN' COWARDS double hulled boyancy.... naah. Damocles`: doesn't work. Zibblsnrt: o/` We all live in a boat composed of crack o/` E_of_C: *SNRK* Damocles`: we all live in a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war. Damocles`: it works. thanks zib. E_of_C: no, you need a better description of live Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%) phenyx: *snicker* phenyx: Zib is intoxicated by the exuberance of his own verbosity Zibblsnrt: *nod* Yes. My verbosity is good. Damocles`: zib: it's good. Zibblsnrt: Isn't it, though Zibblsnrt: Damo: Now sing it with proper key and cadence. >%) Damocles` can whistle it. E_of_C: urh, nearly made it :) Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %) phenyx: MONOSYLLABLES! Zibblsnrt: we all live in gold subs Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war! phenyx reads oracularities... %D phenyx: } [ In rapid succession he pulls out a candle burnt at both ends, the short end of a stick, an easy piece of cake, someone's goat, a sleeping dog, an expandable mole hill, a bloody grindstone with a bit of mustache stuck to it, and then a huge rodent that is obviously just waiting to do something, anything, right now. ] phenyx: } An eager beaver. Spike1891: *like a pirate* arr.... shiver me timbers.... and waffle me winkey Vryie pulls out the waffle iron Vryie: that was just a _nasty_ thought Sandamn stapleguns the Empress to IRC. With Imperial staples, of course. O :) E[C] *whaps* the Count-Palatine with the Sceptre. Imperially of course. Cygnata repounces on emp ;) E[C] redodges Sandamn puts down an airmattress for cygnata to brutally smash into? Zibblsnrt: a London Smogmattress? E[C] *whaps* the General with the Sceptre. Imperially of course. Zibblsnrt: Ow. :( Sandamn: This is exciting. E[C]: isn't it though? Sandamn stares at everyone else with his mouth wide open and drooling E[C] *smacks* sand E[C]: "You're dripping on my book" Sandamn: Sorry. Sandamn boggles at the amount of crud in his keyboard and wonders where it could have possibly come from. (Mostly dustbunnies. :P) E[C]: hrm, vampiredustbunnies Sandamn: Can't say I have those E[C]: no holydustgrenade for you then E_of_C: ok, anyone want this? E_of_C: oops mischan Sandamn: You wanna piece of this?!! Damocles`: unless it's hoof and mouth disease, no thank you. Zibblsnrt: Damo: What if it's ebola? Or the dreaded purple itch? Damocles`: i've already got both in my "collection" E_of_C passes hoof and mouth (this was ~2 months prior to outbreak) Empress Summons Someone Bloody Unlikely In The Hope Of Getting Arsenal! Empress: +ª Neoprene: emp, how's your luck doing? hasn't gone bad, has it? *** Signoff: Cygnata (Ping timeout) Empress: I killed her :P Empress checks Empress: ummmm, Empress: I don't see it. Empress: not at all. My LUCK STASH! WHere Is IT!?! My Precious!! Empress: my Birthday Present!! *golumwail* MacRae snickers. Empress looks around the chan frantically. "Luck Stash! Oh, where could it beee?" *lukewhine* *** Empress is now known as Correna Correna Summonsª her Luck Stash! Cygnata shrugs... emp, you're weird, sometimes ;) Correna: why, thank you Correna *blushes* Neoprene: sometimes? Correna *blushes* deeper pink "really, you should stop flattering me. " Correna runs to ask Miracle Max about her Luck Stashª Cygnata pokes emp with her wing... you are weird Correna: Hrm, he just said to 'Have fun storming the castle.' Hey! There must me a castle around here that I can rain on! And then the bad luck that I shall envoke by raining on the castle's procession shall induce them to relinquish my Luck Stash! Correna kiki-izes and poings off to find the nearest castle Neoprene: unless they are in the middle of a drought, in which case they would see it as good luck and keep your Luck Stash. Correna: Oooooh. Right. hrmmmm. Correna: AHA! Correna: I shall just rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain and rain some more until I rain out their good luck! Correna: And after their good luck rains out they shall return mine! Neoprene: it might work William tries to pass Eudora 5.0 as legal tender for payment of a debt, gets arrested for counterfeiting, and bribes his way out of jail with Eudora Pro. E_of_C: just so long as it wasn't duck brand duct tape E_of_C: that stuff won't even hold a goat's udder up E[C]: Presenting Complaint: A superficial cutaneous incision penetrating the avascular keratinous layers of epithelia beginning proximally on the mid-dorsal aspect on metacarpo-phalangeal joint II and extending distally for approximately 3.72 centimeters along a ventrally flattened semilunar path encompassing the full abaxial boundary of the first proximal phalanx of the second digit of the right thoracic limb and terminating on the plantar-lateral aspect of the proximal interphalangeal joint of the second digit with minimal superficial cutaneous nerve involvement observed.