Severian cranks up the tones
            FoxInSox tones up the cranks.
The-Mighty: crank! who got some crank!
            E_of_C tanks up the crones!
            Drucilla crones up the tanks


     NickM: And this is reason 1 of ten million that I am currently in a
homicidal mood.
       WS2: NM: Ahh. I see. If you do kill someone, can I study you for my
thesis?
      E[C]: WS2: can I help in the dissection?
      E[C]: oops, I misparsed that as 'if you do kill yourself'
       WS2: E: Sure! But you don't get any credit for the paper. ;)
      E[C]: WS2: course not!  cutting's much more fun than writing though!
       WS2: Okay. It's a deal!


            Zibblsnrt gaahs. Someone fell into a shredder at a paper mill in
town. %P
  Damocles: yeesh.
  Damocles: that's bad.
      E[C]: pink paper.
      E[C]: sell for Valentine's Day next year?
            KillJoy_ whaps the Empress.
      E[C]: sowwy :)
      E[C]: that sucks.
  Damocles: KJ: you know you were thinking the same thing. 
  
            Zibblsnrt oohs, watches CRAP show signs of imploding
  KillJoy_: Damo: That is *COMPLETELY* besides the point.
      E[C]: Zib: I talked the head of the SLAK into applying to SGU for the fall
term!

*** Signoff: WS2 (Quit: Look, you can't doggie-paddle with a pegleg while
wearing chainmail. AND THAT'S FINAL!)
     NickM: later, Shipl.
            NickM eviscerates his typist, and says "late."
      E[C]: ewww.  I'f I was eviserated everytime I was late...
            Joii has returned: Gone for 7 minutes 52 seconds 
  KillJoy_: Emp: If you were eviscerated everytime you were late, you would be
late.  ;)
            Zibblsnrt punishes KJ!
      Wren: Great word, eviserate...
      Joii: eviscerate.  Yes.  *plays around in the blood*
  KillJoy_: Zib: Oh good, I'm glad someone got that one.
  KillJoy_: Jo: That's sick and wrong.  Intestine fight!
      E[C]: KJ: not only would I be late, but I'd have to exhumed and
reeviscerated for ever time I was futher late by being late!
  KillJoy_: Emp: I don't think you can be reeviscerated... but I'm not a
medical-type.
      E[C]: you can if you got reinviscerated every time!
            Joii mms.  That was a fun movie.

 
     NickM: KJ: You don't mind if I send a carving-knife-weidling Jacque over in
your direction, do yeh? O:)
      E[C]: carving-knife!?!  WHEE!
*** E[C] is now known as DrEmpress
 DrEmpress: can I help?
            NickM 's halo flickers, so he slaps it a little.
     NickM: .. damn cheap halos..
            DrEmpress passes NM a new one... HaloGen brand of course.
  KillJoy_: NM: Uh.  Why?
     NickM: Emp: Dunno. You like maiming people for the crime of getting one
NickM hooked on anime? ^^;
 DrEmpress: animehookage is a GOOD thing!
 DrEmpress: but maimage...  is a GOOD thing too!
            DrEmpress is torn.
  KillJoy_: NM: Erm.  You *are* kidding about Jacque coming over here, right?
     NickM: KJ: I've just spent the afternoon downloading the themes to Nadesico
and Excel Saga off napster.
  KillJoy_: Cool!
     NickM: KJ: Yeah. ^^;
  KillJoy_: Oh good.  'cause, it'd get annoying to not be able to leave my
room...