NickM notes that after seeing the URL in the topic she is glad that the Empress is going to be a vet and not a doctor for humans. Katalina: hehehe DrEmpress: *snrk* Katalina: poor piggy DrEmpress: NM, you female suddenly? NickM: Emp: ... DrEmpress: rather ironic given the subject. NickM: Emp: .... ........................... NickM: Emp: It was a typo! Only a typo! DrEmpress: roiiight DrEmpress scalpel brandishes! NickM: I know. NickM feels very protective of the family jewels now. DrEmpress GRINS. DrEmpress: manic-evilly even KillJoy_: You have other ways of grinning? DrEmpress: sure! NickM: *whimper* mommy .. DrEmpress: there's evil, spastic-evil, frigid-evil, nasty-evil... Katalina: uh oh Katalina: men guard yourselves! Katalina: hehehe DrEmpress eyes her blade, decides it's not fresh enough. *** Arsenal` (arsenal@dyn167.nas9.vegas.viawest.net) has joined channel #constainia. Katalina: guard yourself Ars!! DrEmpress: *switch blades* *CLICK* *** Mode change "+o Arsenal`" on #constainia by DrEmpress NickM is also reminded of a comic showing a guy tied down to a hospital bed screaming in pain, a nurse holding his jewels, and the doctor screaming at the nurse. Caption reading, "I said to remove this man's /SPECTACLES/!" Katalina: protect that which is most vulnerable DrEmpress: *SNRK!!* DrEmpress: I *want* a copy of that! Arsenal` reaches back into his backpack, and pulls forth a blade... DrEmpress 's GRIN shifts subtly from manic-evil to spastic-manic-evil NickM gets off the keyboard for a while. NickM is away: STUFF[tm]. DrEmpress: *SNRK!!* DrEmpress: darn, potential patient left Katalina: Emp you frightened him away! DrEmpress: yeps