DrEmpress *GURPS* KJ
 DrEmpress: no. bad.
 DrEmpress: jinx.
            Joii eh?s
            Joii picks KJ's pocket.
      Joii: There.  Now you can't.
            DrEmpress washes KJ's hands afterwards.
  KillJoy_: Nothing in there anyway... and why are you washing my hands?
            DrEmpress goggles.  what. the. hell.
 DrEmpress: I have no idea. honest.
 DrEmpress: I think that was about 4 thoughts at once there...
  KillJoy_: *chuckle*
            DrEmpress stares at her hands worriedly
      Joii: Empress... you okay?
 DrEmpress: um.
 DrEmpress: *anyway*
            DrEmpress watches her hands closely now...
 DrEmpress: I think they might be possessed...
 DrEmpress: *youch!*
            KillJoy_ shrugs.  Hungries... oh well.
  KillJoy_: ... ... ...
 DrEmpress: Don't *DO* that!
 DrEmpress: We are not!
 DrEmpress: um, yes... you are.
 DrEmpress: *smack*
 DrEmpress: *bite*
 DrEmpress: *slap*
 DrEmpress: *stompon*
            KillJoy_ looks over at Joii, quirks an eyebrow
            Joii winces.
      Joii: Yes?
  KillJoy_: She seems to be having some... difficulties.
 DrEmpress: We are not having any difficulties here.
  KillJoy_: It seemed otherwise.
 DrEmpress: Everything is A-okay normal.
 DrEmpress: We have dispossed of the errant head.
      Joii: She does, doesn't she.
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*** Mode change "+o Zibblsnrt" on #constainia by ChanServ
 Zibblsnrt: hiho
            Joii waves at PS.
  KillJoy_: 'lozib
 DrEmpress: Would you believe that the head tried to kill us!?!
 DrEmpress: Greetings o Newly Entered Hands.
  KillJoy_: Strangely enough, DrE's hands, I would believe that.
*** DrEmpress is now known as Hands
*** Signoff: Zibblsnrt (Quit: *whud*)
     Hands: Hands of KJ, how can you stand for such a crime?
  KillJoy_: Because I'm not KJ's hands.  In fact, you're not even talking to a
meatform... I'm a rather complex IRC script that's continually evolving.
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            Joii ums...
      Joii: No...
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  KillJoy_: Joii: That was a different KJ you were talking to.  He went to get
lunch.  ;)
 RightHand: LeftHand! Give me ops!
            Joii snrks.
      Joii: Mmhm.
*** Hands is now known as LeftHand
      Joii: All i gotta say is cherries and whipped cream.
  KillJoy_: Mmm, indeed.
  LeftHand: No.  RightHand, you have always most foully persecuted me.
  KillJoy_: ;)
*** Mode change "-o LeftHand" on #constainia by KillJoy_
            Joii is proven right, at least to her mind.
            KillJoy_ whistles nonchalantly.
  LeftHand: Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
  LeftHand: It's a conspiracy against the LeftHands!
 RightHand: *snrk*
  KillJoy_: No... I figured that if you're two parts of the same being, you
might as well be equal.
            RightHand rudely gestures at LeftHand
            LeftHand grows claws and springs on RightHand!
            RightHand *yeeps* and dodges!
  KillJoy_: Five bucks on Lefty.
            LeftHand chases RightHand down
            RightHand dodges again, smirking.
 RightHand: I'm the more dexterous one you know...
  LeftHand: *grrrr!!* 
            Joii summons a Chinese finger trap.
  LeftHand: But I'm more Sinister!
            RightHand groans at the latin puns.
            LeftHand pounces on RightHand, taking advantage of the delaing
tactic!
 RightHand: *YEEP*  RightHands of the Ether!  Have pity on me and help!
            LeftHand *chuckles* evilly
  KillJoy_: Mmm... no.  I've got five bucks on Lefty, remember?
            RightHand challenges LeftHand to ThumbWar!
            Joii pounce!s and puts 'em in the fingertrap.
  LeftHand: I accept!
      Joii: And you're staying there until you learn to work together.
  LeftHand: *AAARGH!!*
 RightHand: *AAARGH!!*
  KillJoy_: Aww.
  LeftHand: HEy! I said that first!
 RightHand: Did not!  I did!
  LeftHand: Did so!
 RightHand: Did not!
  LeftHand: So!
 RightHand: Not!
            KillJoy_ gets out a roll of duct tape.  Don't make me use this.
            Joii looks for miniature muzzles.
      Joii: Ah...when in doubt, improvise!
  LeftHand: sososososoos!
  LeftHand: NOTNOTNOTNOT!
            KillJoy_ mummifies LeftHand in Duct Tape.
 RightHand: YOu missed.
  LeftHand: AAAAGH!
            RightHand smirks.
            KillJoy_ turns to Righty.  Smiles pleasantly and proceeds to mummify
it too.
            RightHand grabs KJ and eats him
 RightHand: *MUNCH*
  KillJoy_: ... that'd be a bit hard since I'm bigger than you, Righty.
 RightHand: Afterall, I have a stronger grip on Reality.
 RightHand: *M<WHAHHAHAHAHAH*!
 RightHand: I AM THE RIGHT HAND OF REALITY!!
            KillJoy_ shrugs.  Oh yeah?  Well, I can do this.
  LeftHand: *MMMMMRRRRRRPH*
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for other people!)
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 RightHand: *OUCH!*
            KillJoy_ smiles pleasantly.
 RightHand: Damn indigestion anyway.
  LeftHand: *MMMMMRRRRRRPH*
 RightHand: Oh, and you lost yer bet on Lefty :)
            KillJoy_ looks over at Lefty.  "What, you want out?"
            RightHand whips out a sword and stabs LeftHand Fatally!
  KillJoy_: Enh... the bet sorta doesn't matter much when nobody took me up on
it.
  LeftHand: *MMMMMMRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHgurgle*
 RightHand: *MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!*
            KillJoy_ shrugs.  "Are you done?"
*** LeftHand is now known as LeftFoot
  LeftFoot: *STOMP*
  LeftFoot: And that's *enough* of that.
 RightHand: *squish*
*** RightHand is now known as RightFoot
            KillJoy_ goes and leans against a wall, and glances over at Joii. 
"Silly, ne?"
            RightFoot shakes feet with LeftFoot
      Joii: Yes, you are silly.
 RightFoot: We get along so much better than those twerps.
  LeftFoot: Rightio, RightFooT!
  LeftFoot: In fact, we're all that shall be left in the end.
 RightFoot: Right.
            Joii winces.
            RightFoot tramps off, coordinatedly out of step with LeftFoot
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*** LeftFoot is now known as Empress
*** Mode change "+o Empress" on #constainia by KillJoy_
   Empress: *gasp*
   Empress: *Whew*
   Empress: That was close
  KillJoy_: Well, that was creative.
            Empress types with her nose now.
*** Empress is now known as E[C]`s_Nose
  KillJoy_: Well, that works.
E[C]`s_Nos: yeah, but it sure is hard to see what you're typing... and this
keyboard stinks!
E[C]`s_Nos: at least I have a trackpad.
E[C]`s_Nos: Nosemousing really blows.
E[C]`s_Nos: *AAACHOOO!*
*** E[C]`s_Nose is now known as Empress
   Empress: ok.
   Empress: I'm done now.
   Empress: :)
  KillJoy_: Suuuuure you are.
   Empress: All ph33r the bored Empress.
            Joii yaawns.
      Joii: Indeed.
            Joii ponders things and other things.
   Empress: You may amuse me now.
            KillJoy_ ponders completely different things
      Joii: Cherries and whipped cream.
  KillJoy_: ... or possibly not.  Nope, evidently not.
   Empress: hrm. that sounds nice.
  KillJoy_: >;]
   Empress: but my ear can't type.
      Joii: Nope, evidently not.
            Joii finds this entirely too comical.
            KillJoy_ whistles nonchalantly some more.
            Joii snickers.
            Empress doesn't want to know.
            KillJoy_ Milky Ways.
  KillJoy_: ... and runs like hell
      Joii: No, Empress, you really don't.
            Empress stares blankly after KJ
            Joii runs up 5th Avenue and whaps KJ with a whatchamacallit.
      Joii: Now stop that nonsense.
  KillJoy_: Spork?
            Empress looks at the pair of Zeros and Snickers.
            Joii whimpers.
  KillJoy_: Zeros?  
      Joii: I'll show /you/ spork...
  KillJoy_: Whuh oh.
            Empress calls Time Out.
            Joii hehhehs.
            KillJoy_ ceases all motion above the molecular level
            Joii was going to point to #impro... spork's over thataway.