Syxx eats Mike and Ike's
MadManMike: I take offense at that.
     Mal-3: How nice for you
      Syxx: Umm
MadManMike: Eh...
   katster: they're candy, d00d.
      E[C]: sounded like a defensive comment, not offensive.
MadManMike: It was a very stupid joke. Get it? Mad Man Mike? Mike and Ikes? 
      E[C]: funny, you never hear about ppl taking the defensive, even when they
are.
MadManMike: I crack myself up.
      E[C]: too bad the king's horses and men aren't here... but DrEmpress is!
*** E[C] is now known as DrEmpress
 DrEmpress: *MWHAHAHAHAHHA*
MadManMike: Offense as in offended, not offense as in agressive behavior
            DrEmpress scalpelbrandishes
     Mal-3: Oh, now you've done it, stupid.
MadManMike: Yes I have.
 DrEmpress: How about some volunteers?
MadManMike: For what?
     Mal-3: Well, when you get vivisected, I have no pity.
   katster: Emp, he's been being an smeghead for the last couple hours.  Do what
thou wilt.
            DrEmpress passes Damo the #34 Mallet of Anesthesia
 DrEmpress: Prepare the patient
MadManMike: ;-)
            DrEmpress passes the masks for the rest of the chan
            Damocles whacks mike across the forehead!
            Syxx walks around as a popcorn vendor.
 DrEmpress: and no fighting over the apemask this time :)
MadManMike: Eh...
            Mal-3 takes the Reagan mask... cool, I lost mine. ;)
            katster takes the Nixon one to go with Mal's Reagan one.
            DrEmpress straps down the stunned patient
            Damocles whacks mike again for good measure.
MadManMike: lol
 DrEmpress: Now, votes on the surgery?
MadManMike: Liver replacement!
     Mal-3: I'd say frontal lobotomy, but it seems redundant.
      Syxx: Testicular Amputation
   katster: Just do a Bobbit on him and get it over with. ;)
   keebler: ear staple!
*** Signoff: Mal-3 (Write Error: Broken pipe)
   keebler: it's easy.  you just hollow out a (in)direct path between the
patient's ears, then staple them together
*** Mal^3 (fnord@sandwich.net) has joined channel #spork.
    HoeBot: [Mal^3] "Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to DIE in!"
  Damocles: replace his liver with a roach nest, and implant a (insert nasty
flesh eating parasite here) in his brain cavity.
     Mal^3: HAXOR DOOD DIES NOW!
 DrEmpress: Hey keeb, what do we have in stock in the Random Extra Body Part
Bin?
 DrEmpress: Be sure to check the nonsentient supply
   keebler: Dr: hmm.. some toes, most of a kidney, DS's tonsils and some hair
extensions
  Damocles: excuse me.
            Damocles walks out of the room.
  Damocles: *screams, gunfire*
            Damocles comes back in with one of the HL zombies (dead) some
headcrabs (also dead) and miscellaneous gibs.
 DrEmpress: *snrk*
MadManMike: he he he
 DrEmpress: I'II bet you think you're being cute :)
MadManMike: Who is?
            airy takes a batman mask fron the pile.
            DrEmpress pulls out the rusty scalpel and removes surplus tissue
from the patient's nether regions
      airy: did we use up all the extra tails already?
            Damocles looks in the miscellaneous gibs pile.
            keebler hands airy a bright green braided weave
   katster: ack, gotta go to dinner.
            airy looks at it, "that'll work."
*** katster is now known as katsaway
            DrEmpress tosses the patient's gibs into the gibs pile
  DarkSide: bright green braided weave? Jokerdreads?
   keebler: dammit, i should've gotten a picture of that guy at defcon that had
the powerpuff phone dyed into the back of his head
      airy: hehehe
 DrEmpress: time for the traditional I guess
            MadManMike leaves the room
 DrEmpress: those that are, might as well look like it too.
            DrEmpress waves her scapel  "Ass thou art and ass remainest!"
  Damocles: I say we give it to him as a tail.
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    HoeBot: [nev] o/~ let me dream forever, underneath the silvery skies o/~
            DrEmpress implants donkey ears to the rump and a tail above the hole
*** Signoff: airy (Quit: OMG! Quick! Get the camera! I'm actually logging off!)
*** nev is now known as airy
 DrEmpress: in this case, the hole in the head.
            MadManMike reenters the room
 DrEmpress: which means that he has several tails now.
      airy: hehe
*** MadManMike has left channel #spork.
  DarkSide: Darn, he left.
      airy: ok, how many people did he try to flood?
            DrEmpress raises hand
  DarkSide: He iz l33t
            Mal^3 raises hand as well
   keebler: flood? *snicker*
     Mal^3: He iz *DEAD*
 DrEmpress: he is ass and his ass is ours {]>)
  DarkSide: Wow, people still use CTCP flooding? ;)
      airy: Cal will want to know about this, i'm sure ;P
   keebler: ctcp flood? *LAUGH*
*** Mal-3 (mrfnord@dialup-209.245.4.145.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net) has joined
channel #spork.
    HoeBot: [Mal-3] "Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to DIE in!"
*** Signoff: Mal^3 (Quit: Leaving.)
 DrEmpress: heh, he tried to dcc chat me too.
  DarkSide: ..why's he in #maul? ;)
      airy: he won't leave
      airy: i don't know why they haven't just kicked him out