Narrator:  For lo these many years, the beautiful land of Resada had been healthy and peaceful.  But now, with the coming of the evil sorcerer Prokaryote, the land had become sick, the people and animals dying of dread diseases that had not been seen in generations.

Villager 1:  My animals are dying!

Villager 2:  Mine too!

Villager 3:  My children are starving because they have no meat!

Villager 1:  This must be the work of PROKARYOTE!

Villager 3:  Call Nurse Angel!  He can save us!

Villager 1:  Nurse Angel, what is happening here?  What evil has Prokaryote unleashed upon our poor village?  Our animals are dying!  Help us, Nurse Angel!

Nurse Angel:  "Hrmm.  Sudden deaths..."

(flash up a healthy cow grazing in a peaceful green field...  flicker of light...same cow, sprawled out with x'd eyes)

Nurse Angel:  * poke * poke*  "No rigor mortis..."

(close up of blood oozing from all orifices of dead cow)

Nurse Angel:  "And failure of the blood to clot.  Yes, I see.  Stand back, everyone!  It is my professional opinion that we are dealing with the dread Gram positive bacteria, BACILLUS ANTHRACIS!  We must report these cases to the authorities at once!"

"Rrauww!"  <Translation: "I am Bacillus anthracis!  You will not stand before the power of my Plasmid-Mediated Triple Toxins!  Prepare to meet your doom, Nurse Angel!">

A huge medusa-headed monster rears up.  Its dark purple, rod-shaped body has a flat, ground glass cast to it with a narrow zone of hemolysis and its arms look like long chain-like filaments.

Nurse Angel whips out a stethoscope and speaks into it.  "Uma!  Mimi!  Cynthia!  Quick, you are needed here!"

<all together>:  "SUPER  PARENTERAL  INJECTION  TELEPORT!!"

Uma:  "Hi!  I'm Magical Penicillin Girl Uma!"

Mimi:  "And I'm Streptomycin Warrior Princess Mimi!

Cynthia:  "And I'm Cynthia, Young Teenage Tetracycline Girl!"

<all together>:  "And We're Here To Save The Day!"

Cynthia:  * sigh *  "That gets cornier every time we do that."

Uma:  "I think it's cool!"

Cynthia:  * mutter*  "You would..."

Mimi:  "Girls!  We have a job to do here!"
 

Bacillus anthracis: "RROUGHRW!" <translation:  Mwhahaha, you puny Antimicrobial Girls!  I shall destroy you all! >

Cynthia: "Uma!  Behind you!"

Uma:  "EEEK!  You naughty bacteria!  You should be ashamed of yourself, picking on poor helpless villages and destroying their livelihood!  We shall punish you!"

Bacillus anthracis: "RrooUUARGH!"  <Translation: "Blackberry Jam SpleenoMEGALY!  MWHAHAHAH!">

Mimi:  "Antibody Antitoxin Protection Shield!"

Bacillus anthracis: "rRuogh."  <Translation:  "Drat.">

Cynthia:  "Broad Spectrum Tetracycline Antibiotic Flame!"

The monster squeals in pain and recoils.

Bacillus anthracis:  "RRrrougHAAAAR!"  <Translation:  "OUCH!  That really stung my capsule!  Just for that, MALIGNANT CARBUNCLE SUPPURATION!">

Mimi:  "Cynthia!  Duck!"

Nurse Angel:  "Now, Magical Penicillin Girl Uma!"

B.anthracis: "ESAIRRAUGH!"  <Translation:  "I'm such a gggoner!  Aiieee!  I better try Woolsorter's Pulmonary Death!"

(Bacillus anthracis rrauoghs one last time* and disappears in a cloud of purple malignant smoke.)
 

Cynthia:  "Whew!  That was close!

Mimi:  "But together we did it!"

Uma:  "We make a such a good team!"

<Nurse Angel Ishiryoku turns to the villagers.>

Nurse Angel:  "An ounce of prevention is worth many battles.  Here, take these vaccines and give them to all your animals from now on, and always remember to cook your food thoroughly."

(all together):  "For Love and Good Health, Call Nurse Angel!!"